So glad I'm not a elementary substitute!

Jacob and I were talking about his day at school today. He was telling me that they had a substitute this morning.

In his words, his friend, Dillon, was "all kinds of bad" and screamed so loud it gave Jacob "six headaches."

He also reported that HE was the best one, by the way. Not sure if I totally buy it, but it's better than all kinds of bad!